Look, I get it. We can’t all be the 1%: someone has to fill out the Bottom Rung. Here at JA we have our own term for the least of the Jocks, the Taco of the Year, the poorest performer: the P-O-J. More on that later.

Some losers (literal, not figurative) will blame their performance on “bad luck”, the “injury bug”, or on external factors like school (as an adult??), their marriage, new kids, their work schedule, their business, their “other leagues”, and any other myriad of weak-sauce excuses intended to detract and distract from the reality: they SUCK.

Still, we should CELEBRATE the Bottom Rung. Without them, it might be us. While surely plight is not a result of bad luck, but just being bad, one bad luck run could mean it’s US! You, me, someone else historically great just having a bad year! And nobody wants that.

So join with me, and celebrate the dummies of the draft as they wallow in their 2020 terribleness.